Sunday, April 16, 2006

Better paid than Brian DePalma

Who's this guy on the pre-movie Coke commercial pretending he knows what to do with a Dobro? I'd like to chill with the world a while.I'm sure they want to chill with me.

{Oh shit, Thunderball is on} Coke ended the Cold War, let's see how it does with the War on Terror/The Conflict Against Extremism/Crusades '05

{Connery's about to whoop the cross-dressing Colonel} {Jetpack in T-minus 2 minutes} The irony bus left town and I wasn't on it.

I'd hate to be marginalized. Marginal is the new collar up.

{There it goes. That's a real Jetpack: NOT A SPECIAL EFFECT. I believe it uses a inert gas reaction, probably with Hydrogen Peroxide, to achieve thrust.}
Damn, Insomnia is a dope movie. It's so hard to find good endings these days.

{You don't believe me? Look it up}
{There were like 3 working prototypes. Only one survives. It's probably with the lost UFO hovercrafts built in the 50's-60's. Nobody knows what happened to them}
I don't really care for Pale Ale. It has too bitter of a taste for me.

My sister's rebuttal to my comment that a girl on the show House was going to bang her head on a diving board: "Come one, you know they won't do that. She's gonna have like edema in the brain or something and then hit her head on the board." Of course, we were both wrong. Well met Fox, well met.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Idolatry just isn't as fun as it used to be

And neither is Charton Heston.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

What can happen in a month?

Eh, not that much this month, hence the lack of postage.

It occured to me while watching Jason and the Argonauts that my concept of what an Ancient Greek looked like must be vastly dfifferent from what an actual Ancient Greek looked like. The same applies to ancient Romans, ancient Jews, Egyptians. Just about the entirety of the Ancient World is British in my mind. Laurence Olivier is how I picture Zeus.

Its just funny.

Also, as for what can happen in a month. I did start Aikido. Thank God, cuz I really needed it.

Is there a correlation between Deus and Zeus? I wonder.